I'm taking a speech class. There's really no reason that I'm doing it besides 1) it's an easy A, and 2) there is almost no homework. For a three-hour class, this isn't a terrible deal. I guess the only downside to the course is that a few of the other students have already been shown to be unamused by anything even mildly offensive. My notes indicate that there's a guy in the class who considers himself rebellious because he's a nondenominational Christian.
I've also got that his favorite type of music is gospel hymns and he enjoys watching the Hallmark channel on TV. Also in my notes for this joker are the following phrases:
* HOLY HELL
* Wowee wowee
* BIG NUTTY NUT NUT
* THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE H O L Y H E L L
* Limited wardrobe
This is really what my notebook looks like.
In any event, I've been tailoring my speeches to be about as die-hard right wingist as possible. I'm hoping that nobody remembers that I started off the class by mentioning I'm an atheist.
My first selection was Bob Jones, III's letter to President George W. Bush. I think it was well-received.
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